iBowWow

by Joey Lawsin

When an object acquires, inlearns, stores, executes, and processes information, the object is being perceived as an intelligent entity. Humans, although notorious as short-term thinkers, are believed to be intelligent because they possess these five basic functions. However, bacteria, algae, fungi, plants, animals, and other natural objects like rocks, air, and water constantly experience all or some of these functions as well.

Zero also comes with these five senses. He can share information too. Although he could not speak our language, he still can communicate. He woo-woos. These words are equivalent to barking. Not all dogs bark. Malamute howls.

Whether humans speak English, cows moo, birds chirp, cats meow, or dogs bark, all these "words" are nothing but energies - voice energy. They are simply sound energies that produce up and down patterns. The wave patterns below are some samples. They were created using an oscilloscope. I use them to encode what Zero is saying and decode them in human language.

Voice Signatures of Zero

iBowWow, codenamed Z.E.R.O. (Zound Encoder-decodeR gizmO), is a bowlingual bark translator device that I have invented. It interprets or translates my dog's bow-wows into human language. A computer algorithm I programmed coded B2W® (bark to word) processes the bark signatures of my dogs to human words. The Bow to Wow device is totally different from those that are being sold in Japan as novelties. It doesn't measure the brain and emotion signals of dogs. iBowWow simply encode-decode voice signatures. It was conceptualized along the way as I was working on my research, my brainchild Originemology.

iBowWow (B2W) is licensed under a  Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License.

About the Author :

Joey Lawsin is the author behind the new school of thought "Originemology". He is a revisionist who wants to change the world by rewriting the textbooks with new concepts that debunk the old scientific, theological, and philosophical ideas of antiquity. He published a book in Physics, created a conscious machine known as Biotronics, and invented the "Bowlingual" translator. The article "The iBowWow " is an excerpt from his book "Zero,ooo,ooo".

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